L.B.D.F.

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Faking productivity like your life depends on it. You’re loud and smug but got nothing to show for it.

My boss is L. B. D. F. He yells at the printer like it owes him money.

She’s L. B. D. F. She’s got six tabs open but can’t find the coffee machine.

He’s L. B. D. F. He’s typing like he’s in a race, but it’s just spam emails.

Making a big show of doing nothing. You’re all bluster and no results.

He’s L. B. D. F. He’s waving his arms like he’s conducting an orchestra of failures.

She’s L. B. D. F. She’s arguing with the ceiling like it stole her lunch.

They’re L. B. D. F. They’re shouting at the computer like it’s the enemy.

You’re loud and proud, but your work is a joke. All show, no go.

He’s L. B. D. F. He’s bragging about his work, but it’s just a spreadsheet with one cell filled.

She’s L. B. D. F. She’s talking to the printer like it’s her best friend.

They’re L. B. D. F. They’re making a big deal about a typo in the memo.

You look busy, but you’re just making up stuff. No real work, just hot air.

He’s L. B. D. F. He’s making up a whole story about a meeting he didn’t go to.

She’s L. B. D. F. She’s telling people she’s got a ton of work, but it’s just a single email.

They’re L. B. D. F. They’re pretending they’re working on a big project, but it’s just a Google Doc with one sentence.

You’re all talk and no action. You act like you’re doing something, but you’re not.

He’s L. B. D. F. He’s talking about his big plan, but it’s just a nap.

She’s L. B. D. F. She’s telling people she’s got a ton of work, but it’s just a single email.

They’re L. B. D. F. They’re acting like they’re busy, but they’re just watching cat videos.