L.B.D.

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When two lesbian lovers get so used to each other they forget how to have sex and just lay there like two soggy waffles.

'I haven't touched her in three months. We're just two tired old gals.'

'They're on the couch. One's snoring. The other's eating a bag of chips.'

'They used to make love. Now they make lunch.'

A person who has the energy of a sleep-deprived goldfish and spends their days doing nothing but being a total waste of oxygen.

'He’s been lying in bed all week. I think he forgot how to breathe.'

'She got promoted to ‘laziest person in the office.’'

'He’s so lazy, his dog started doing his job.'

When someone becomes a total slouch without any reason at all. It's like they just gave up on life and decided to eat chips for dinner.

'He didn’t even get up to answer the door. He just stared at the ceiling.'

'She's been eating cereal for every meal since Tuesday.'

'He turned his job into a side gig and now he just naps.'