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a dumb fake name; a lie so bad it makes your face look sad
My name is Sir FluffyMcFluffington. I swear.
I’m not a vampire. I’m just tired.
My dog’s name is ‘The Great Sir Bum’ and I’m not lying.
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when you make up a name and it’s so bad it makes your brain hurt
I’m called Sir PuddleBum. I’m not proud.
I told my teacher my name was ‘The Great Sir Snork’ and I got in trouble.
My name is ‘Sir Tuna’ and I’m not kidding.
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a fake name so stupid it could make your mom cry
My name is ‘Sir Sir Sir’ and I’m not joking.
I told my dad my name was ‘Sir BumBum’ and he laughed for 10 minutes.
I’m called ‘Sir PuddingMcPuddles’ and I’m not even mad.
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when you make up a name so bad it makes your brain go 'why?'
My name is ‘Sir Sir Sir’ and I’m not fake.
I told my teacher my name was ‘The Great Sir Bum’ and she didn’t believe me.
My dog is called ‘Sir Pudding’ and he’s not lying.
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a fake name that’s so dumb it makes your brain explode
My name is ‘Sir Sir Sir’ and I’m not fake.
I told my teacher my name was ‘Sir BumBum’ and she laughed.
I called my friend ‘Sir Pudding’ and he cried.
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when you use a fake name so bad it could get you kicked out of school
My name is ‘Sir Sir Sir’ and I’m not lying.
I told my teacher I was ‘Sir BumBum’ and she gave me a detention.
My friend used ‘Sir Pudding’ and got sent to the office.
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