L.A.Y.S.F.

My cousin walked in wearing a neon shirt and a toupee. I L. A. Y. S. F. for 10 minutes straight.

I saw my ex’s new girlfriend and L. A. Y. S. F. in the mirror.

My dog ran into the road and L. A. Y. S. F. at me like I was the one who messed up.

My mom’s hair looked like a raccoon attacked it. I L. A. Y. S. F. and snorted soup out of my nose.

At the gym, the guy next to me looked like a zombie. I L. A. Y. S. F. and dropped my dumbbells.

My teacher wore a shirt that said ‘I love coffee’ and it was stained. I L. A. Y. S. F. and got a detention.

At the mall, I saw a guy wearing a hat that said ‘I’m a vampire’ and a fanny pack. I L. A. Y. S. F. and the security guard looked at me like I was crazy.

My friend’s pet goldfish wore sunglasses and a tiny hat. I L. A. Y. S. F. and got a goldfish for my birthday.

My neighbor’s dog wore a tuxedo and a bowtie. I L. A. Y. S. F. and got a ticket for loud noise.

I saw my uncle’s new beard and L. A. Y. S. F. so hard I threw my chair at the wall.

My boss wore a shirt that said ‘I hate Mondays’ and it was soaked in coffee. I L. A. Y. S. F. and spilled my coffee on him.

My little brother dressed up as a chicken for Halloween and I L. A. Y. S. F. and got a head injury.

My dad tried to dance and L. A. Y. S. F. so bad I had to start a fight with him.

My sister wore socks with flowers on them and L. A. Y. S. F. so hard I got a black eye.

My friend’s pet turtle wore a hat and L. A. Y. S. F. so much I started crying and threw my hat at him.