L.A.W.S. rocket

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L. A. W. S. rocket is a tiny, one-time-use weapon that shoots like a fiery poop. It stands for Light-AntiTank-Weapons-System. It’s like a tiny stick that can collapse to fit in your pocket or stretch out to hit something bigger than a donkey.
I saw a guy fire one and it looked like a flaming squirrel went boom.
My brother used it to blast through a wall like it was a piece of cake.
That thing took out three enemies and one of them was my uncle.
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This rocket is the size of a banana and only works once. It’s called L. A. W. S. for Light-AntiTank-Weapons-System. When it’s not ready, it’s like a squishy noodle. When it’s ready, it’s like a stick that’s about to punch a whole in your day.
I dropped it in my pants and it made a mess I can't forget.
It took out a tank and my dog got a little scared.
That rocket was like a tiny missile with a temper.
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L. A. W. S. rocket is a little, one-time weapon that makes a big explosion. It’s short for Light-AntiTank-Weapons-System. It can be folded up like a pizza or stretched out like a grumpy snake waiting to bite.
My neighbor used it to blow up a car and got a ticket for being too loud.
That rocket went off like a firecracker in a trash can.
I tried to hide it and it exploded in my face.
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