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the worst name ever given to a human being
My cousin is named La'Tique. I can't even look at him.
La'Tique walked into class. The teacher yelled, 'What is this? A spelling test?'
My dog's name is La'Tique. I'm not sure why.
La'Tique
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a name so bad it deserves a medal
My friend's kid is named La'Tique. I'm still mad about it.
La'Tique tried to join the band. The drum major said, 'Nope. You're too loud.'
I asked my mom why I was named La'Tique. She said, 'You were born at 3 AM.'
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the name that makes your brain hurt
La'Tique is my brother. He makes me want to scream.
My teacher named me La'Tique. I got a C+ on my test.
I told my friend La'Tique was my name. He said, 'You're cursed.'
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a name that should be banned from existence
My neighbor is named La'Tique. He shouts at the mailman.
La'Tique signed up for yoga. The instructor said, 'Are you sure?'
I was named La'Tique. I cried for a week.
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a name that sounds like a bad spelling bee mistake
My sister is named La'Tique. She failed spelling bee.
La'Tique tried to be a rapper. No one listened.
I got named La'Tique. My friend said, 'You’re spelling it wrong.'
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the name that makes you question life choices
My dad is named La'Tique. I question everything now.
La'Tique joined the army. He got kicked out.
I was named La'Tique. My mom said, 'You're special.'