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A nickname for a hockey player who was so good, he made his own team look like a bunch of fat old men tripping over their own feet. He was so smooth, he could skate through a wall and still make a goal look easy.
"That Kovalev guy? He’s the reason I quit hockey. I used to be a decent player, now I’m just a guy who cries in the bathroom.", @DadWhoHatesSports
"He was like a god on ice. I tried to copy him. Now I’m just a guy who occasionally makes a goal.", @KidWhoHatesLife
"He’s the only guy who could make a missed shot look like a masterpiece. I just stood there and stared.", @PersonWhoLovesSports
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who does something so impressive, it makes everyone else look like they just woke up from a nap. They don’t just do it, they make it look effortless, like it was just a side job.
"That kid just pulled off a triple backflip on a skateboard. I’m still on the ground, trying to remember how to breathe.", @PersonWhoCan’tJump
"She coded that whole app in five minutes. I still can’t figure out how to open mine.", @ManWhoHatesTech
"He caught that ball mid-air while riding a bike. I just fell off mine.", @PersonWhoCan’tRide
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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