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a type of art that makes you feel holy again after being spiritually defecated
The painting of a saint eating a donut made me feel like I'd been blessed.
This sculpture of a praying dog cured my soul's hangover.
The mural of a priest rapping brought me to tears and a new level of faith.
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art that brings your soul back from the dead and makes it dance in a meat suit
That painting of a saint on a skateboard was the best thing I've ever seen.
The sculpture of a monk doing push-ups brought my dead grandpa back to life.
That mural of a nun throwing confetti made my heart do a backflip.
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a form of art so divine it makes your religion feel like a middle school drama club
This portrait of a saint eating pizza made my faith feel like a bad breakup.
That statue of a monk doing yoga was so good, I considered converting.
The mural of a priest singing karaoke was the best thing since sliced bread and a holy communion.
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art so holy it makes your religion look like a broken toilet
That painting of a saint doing yoga made me question my entire life.
The sculpture of a monk doing the wave was like a spiritual slap in the face.
That mural of a nun rapping made my faith feel like it had a good time.
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a kind of art that makes your soul scream for mercy and then thank you
That picture of a saint eating a taco made my soul feel like it had a good meal.
The statue of a monk crying was so emotional, I cried with it.
That mural of a priest doing a TikTok dance made me feel like I'd been spiritually tickled.
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art that brings your spirit back from the abyss and makes it do a conga line
That painting of a saint eating a burger was like a spiritual food coma.
The sculpture of a monk doing a backflip made my soul happy.
That mural of a priest breakdancing was the most holy thing I’ve ever seen.
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