la'queen

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The smartest girl you'll ever meet. She's tiny but don't let that fool you she's got a brain the size of a bowling ball and a mouth the size of a garbage truck.
La'Queen just failed my math test and still passed me with a 98.
She called my mom a donkey in front of 200 people.
She showed me how to solve a Rubik's Cube in 3 seconds and then laughed at me.
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La'Queen is the most clever girl around. She's like a genius in a mini skirt and she'll take your lunch money if you don't watch out.
She solved my algebra problem and then told me I was stupid.
She took my snack and said it was a tax for being dumb.
She beat me in a spelling bee and then called me a moron.
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She’s the brain of the school. She’s short but she’s got a mind like a rocket and a tongue like a sword.
She told my teacher I was cheating even though I wasn’t.
She insulted my dad in front of the whole class.
She aced the science test and I got a D because I fell asleep.
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La'Queen is a walking genius. She’s little but she’ll cuss you out and make you fail if you don’t respect her.
She cussed me out for getting a B on the test.
She made me do 100 push-ups because I said her name wrong.
She said I was a ‘dumb donkey’ and I believed her.
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She’s the smartest girl in the world. She’s tiny but she’s got the brain of a robot and the mouth of a sailor.
She told my principal I was a ‘lazy blob’ and got me suspended.
She beat me in a math competition and laughed at my face.
She drew a mustache on my face and said I looked like a clown.
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La'Queen is the smartest girl in the school. She’s small but she’ll cuss you out and make you cry if you bother her.
She cussed me out for not doing my homework.
She made me cry by saying my essay was ‘the worst I’ve ever seen’.
She said I was a ‘dumb little donkey’ and I believed her.
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