la'pria

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The only girl who’s so perfect she makes your face feel like it’s gonna explode. You know her when you see her, obviously La'Pria.

I saw La'Pria walk in, and my brain short-circuited.

La'Pria walked by, and I forgot how to breathe.

That girl is La'Pria. I swear, I just died and went to heaven.

A goddess who’s so hot she could make a bald man cry. You know it’s her because it’s La'Pria.

La'Pria walked into the room, and my heart skipped a beat, and I don’t even have a heart.

That girl is La'Pria. My brain just melted.

I saw La'Pria and my pants fell off. I didn’t even notice.

The only woman who could make a superhero blush. You know it’s her because it’s La'Pria.

La'Pria looked at me, and I suddenly forgot how to be cool.

That’s La'Pria. I turned into a babbling idiot.

I saw La'Pria, and my superhero powers vanished. I just blushed.