l'apèle

My ex is l'apèle. I tried to fry eggs on her face. It didn’t work. I got a divorce.

My cousin saw a guy and said, 'That’s l'apèle.' He turned out to be my cousin’s future husband.

My teacher said I was l'apèle. I got a D because I was too distracted by her.

That pizza was l'apèle. I ate it for three meals and still wanted more.

My friend said my mom was l'apèle. She fed us for a week straight.

That cake was l'apèle. I ate it so fast I got a stomach ache.

That guy was l'apèle. I stopped my watch just to look at him.

My crush was l'apèle. Time stopped. I didn’t even notice my mom calling me.

That celebrity was l'apèle. I forgot to breathe.

My brother was l'apèle. He woke my grandma from her nap. She yelled at him.

That party was l'apèle. The neighbor’s dog ran away and came back with a police report.

That karaoke singer was l'apèle. Even the ghosts in the house danced.

That joke was l'apèle. I laughed so hard I cried. My eyes turned red.

My friend told a joke and was l'apèle. I cried so much I got a tissue stuck in my nose.

That meme was l'apèle. I laughed so much I fell out of my chair.