la.panda

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Never flustered and always ready to roast someone
"You think you're cool? I'm la. panda, and I've seen your ugly cousin."
"He walked into the room like he owned it. la. panda just stared and said, 'You're not even close.'"
"She got yelled at by her mom. la. panda just sipped her soda and said, 'That's how it's done.'"
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So chill they could freeze a lake just by looking at it
"The whole class was screaming. la. panda just sat there with a snack and said, 'You're all loud.'""
"He saw a spider on the ceiling. la. panda just said, 'That's cute.'""
"The teacher lost her mind. la. panda was like, 'She's getting good at this.'"
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