l'amore

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The Italian way of saying 'love' but also a fancy way of saying 'I’m gonna get you later, baby.'

'L'amore,' he said, like he was talking to my ex.

She said 'l'amore' and then left me with a hangover.

He texted me 'l'amore' at 2 a. m. I was not impressed.

A cowboy who gives head to every guy on the range like it’s his job and also his religion.

'L'amore is my favorite part of the rodeo,' he said, then gave me a head that lasted 10 minutes.

That cowboy is l'amore, and I’m not even mad about it.

He called me l'amore, and I called the cops.

A girl who’s super nice but also super insecure and thinks she’s not good enough, even though she’s got the best friends in the world.

Serena said she wasn’t good enough, but I said, 'You’re l’amore, and I’m your best friend.'

Serena texted me 'I’m not l’amore, I’m just me.' I replied, 'You’re the best me.'

She cried and said she wasn’t l’amore, so I sent her a heart, a pill, and a leaf.