Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A goddess so hot she could melt the sun and still look good in the afterlife.

My ex is La'Merz. She left me for a toaster.

I saw La'Merz in the mall. I got distracted and forgot to buy my mom a birthday gift.

My dog saw La'Merz and tried to hump her leg. He got a black eye.

2

A woman so pretty she could make a king blush and a statue weep.

My teacher called me La'Merz. I got an A but also a warning about my behavior.

I texted my crush ‘Hey’ and he replied ‘La'Merz’.

My cat meowed at La'Merz. It was like a concert.

3

So beautiful she could make a rock jealous and a zombie get a new face.

I saw La'Merz in the park. I forgot to feed my goldfish.

My brother called my sister La'Merz. Now they’re dating.

I became La'Merz for a day. I got a free pizza and a compliment.

4

A woman so good-looking she could make a saint sin and a devil blush.

My crush is La'Merz. I got rejected and also got a free soda.

I texted La'Merz. She replied with a photo and a ‘nice try’.

I became La'Merz for a day. I got a compliment and also a headache.

5

So pretty she could make a saint sin and a statue get a new life.

My mom called me La'Merz. I got a hug and also a lecture.

I saw La'Merz in the store. I bought a loaf of bread and also my soul.

My dog became La'Merz. He got a new collar and also a new attitude.

6

A woman so beautiful she could make a king blush and a statue get a new face.

I became La'Merz for a day. I got a new shirt and also a new problem.

My crush called me La'Merz. I got a kiss and also a bruise.

I saw La'Merz on the bus. I forgot my wallet and also my dignity.