L.A.M.E. status update

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L. A. M. E. status update is when you post something so cringey it makes your mom check if you’re still alive.

Just got dumped by my 3rd grade crush. My life is over. #ForeverAlone

My dog ate my homework. And my dignity. #LameStatus

I failed my math test. Again. My brain is dead. #MathIsMyEnemy

A L. A. M. E. status update is like a middle schooler crying in the hallway because their lunch got stolen.

My crush didn’t text me back. I might die. #LameStatus

I got a C on my essay. My soul is gone. #LameStatus

My mom said I can’t go to the concert. I’m crying in my cereal. #LameStatus

L. A. M. E. status update is when you post something so bad it makes your teacher roll their eyes and say, 'I’ve seen worse.'

I got detention. My life is a disaster. #LameStatus

My cat won’t stop meowing at 3 a. m. I’m losing my mind. #LameStatus

I ate my feelings. And I regret it. #LameStatus

A L. A. M. E. status update is when you post something so boring it makes your friends check their phones and pretend they’re not listening.

I did my homework. It was so hard. #LameStatus

I got grounded. My life is a prison. #LameStatus

My crush said no. I’m gonna die. #LameStatus

L. A. M. E. status update is when you post something so sad it makes your dog start barking at nothing.

My best friend moved away. I’m heartbroken. #LameStatus

I failed my science test. My brain is gone. #LameStatus

My mom said I can’t have pizza. I’m screaming inside. #LameStatus