La'Jauyiah

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La'Jauyiah is the nastiest ho in the whole damn block. She’s tall, laughs like a maniac, and acts like she’s got a PhD, but she also talks like she just woke up from a crack binge.
She walked in and said, 'I’m the main character, and you’re just the sidekick.'
She texted me, 'I got a 100 on the test, and I still got time to smoke a blunt.'
She told the teacher, 'I’m not here to learn, I’m here to vibe.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La'Jauyiah is like the queen of the school, but she also acts like she’s high all the time. She’s tall, she’s funny, and she’s got the brain of a genius, but she also eats pizza for breakfast.
She said, 'I don’t need no help, I already passed the test.'
She DM’d me, 'I’m not just tall, I’m a legend.'
She told the principal, 'I’m not here to listen, I’m here to dominate.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La'Jauyiah is the most annoying, tallest, and funniest person you’ll ever meet. She’s got a brain, but she also acts like she just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes.
She said, 'I’m not just smart, I’m the smartest.'
She texted me, 'I can solve any problem, and I still got time to eat.'
She told the class, 'I’m not here to learn, I’m here to win.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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