La'jaden

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A Black guy named La'jaden who talks too much and smells like old pizza. He’s fat and no woman wants him. Even if he’s buff, he still can’t get no love.
La'jaden: 'I’m a beast, y’all. I eat 10 pizzas a day.' Woman: 'You’re a beast? I’m a beast with a job.'
La'jaden tries to flirt with a girl. She walks away. He says, 'She just doesn’t know what she’s missing.'
La'jaden: 'I’m not fat. I’m just well-fed.' No one believes him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La'jaden is a Black man who can’t shut up. He’s always talking trash and is either chunky or just plain ugly. He’s cursed to never get laid.
La'jaden: 'I’m the king of the block.' Everyone: 'Bro, you’re the king of the dumpster.'
La'jaden tries to pick up a girl. She says, 'You’re like a broken toaster.'
La'jaden says, 'I’m not ugly. I’m just classic.' The girl says, 'Classic? I prefer vintage.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Black guy named La'jaden who won’t stop talking nonsense. He’s either big or average but still can’t get a date. He’s doomed to be single forever.
La'jaden: 'I’m the most attractive guy in the room.' The room: 'We’re all hiding.'
La'jaden tries to flirt with a girl. She says, 'You’re like a used sock.'
La'jaden: 'I’m not single. I’m just waiting for my moment.' No one believes him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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