lairdy

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A dirty tramp who loves getting butt-fucked with a strapon, and doesn't care if it's raw or cooked.
My lairdy came to my house with a strapon and a smile that said 'I'm not leaving until I'm full.'
I saw my lairdy at the mall, and she was wearing a strapon under her pants like it was a fashion statement.
My lairdy texted me at 3 AM: 'I'm coming over. Bring the strapon.'
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A smelly skank who prefers getting spanked up the butt with a strapon, and loves it rough.
My lairdy told me she'd rather be spanked with a strapon than have a normal date.
At the bar, my lairdy grabbed a strapon and started showing it off to everyone.
My lairdy showed up to my party with a strapon and a bag of chips, like it was a normal thing to bring.
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A foul-mouthed tramp who lives for getting plugged up the backside with a strapon, and doesn't mind if it's messy.
My lairdy called me at work and said, 'I'm coming over. Bring the strapon, and bring a mop.'
My lairdy showed up with a strapon and a bag of trash, like she was bringing a gift.
My lairdy texted me: 'I'm here. Strap on time.'
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