Laird Time

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Time that only counts in big chunks like hours because minutes are too damn small to bother with.

I’ll be there in two hours. Don’t even ask about the minutes.

He said he’d be back by 3. Now it’s 4 and he’s still eating.

She left at 10. Now it’s 11 and she’s still talking about her dog.

When you treat time like it’s a dumb kid who can’t count past 60.

He said he’d be here by noon. Now it’s 1 in the afternoon and he’s still sleeping.

She left at 8. Now it’s 9 and she’s still talking about her ex.

He said he’d finish the job by 5. Now it’s 6 and he’s still eating.

Time that only works if you’re too lazy to care about the little stuff.

He said he’d be here by 2. Now it’s 3 and he’s still eating.

She left at 9. Now it’s 10 and she’s still talking about her cat.

He said he’d finish the job by 6. Now it’s 7 and he’s still smoking.

When you act like time is a prisoner who only counts in big chunks.

He said he’d be here by 11. Now it’s 12 and he’s still sleeping.

She left at 7. Now it’s 8 and she’s still talking about her phone.

He said he’d finish the job by 4. Now it’s 5 and he’s still eating.

Time that’s too big to care about little details like minutes.

He said he’d be here by 1. Now it’s 2 and he’s still eating.

She left at 10. Now it’s 11 and she’s still talking about her dog.

He said he’d finish the job by 5. Now it’s 6 and he’s still smoking.