Laird Brown

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A guy so hot he could make a nun lose her faith and start a bank robbery.

Laird Brown walked in and I donated my life savings. I'm now broke and in love.

I saw Laird Brown and instantly texted my mom: 'I'm getting married tomorrow.'

He smiled at me and I immediately sent my credit card info to a stranger.

He’s like a comedy special but with more farts and fewer jokes.

Laird Brown told a joke so bad it made my dog cry and my brother laugh until he vomited.

He did a stand-up set and I got a headache from laughing too hard.

I watched Laird Brown perform and now I can’t stop laughing at my own stupidity.

He’s so crazy he could make a psychiatrist quit and start a cult.

Laird Brown told me he’s the reincarnation of a chicken. I believed him.

He ran into a wall screaming about aliens. I joined him.

He tried to convince me the moon was made of cheese. I now eat cheese for breakfast.