Laiqu

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Laiqu's are like the cool kid in class who laughs at your jokes but will rip your head off if you mess with their lunch.
Laiqu: 'You think you're funny? I'll make you cry at recess.'
Laiqu: 'I'm chill, but don't you dare touch my snack.'
Laiqu: 'You laughed at my joke? I'll laugh at yours... and then I'll laugh at your face.'
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Laiqu's are the type of people who will smile at you until you say the wrong thing, then they'll throw you out of the bus.
Laiqu: 'You said my joke was bad? I'll make you the punchline.'
Laiqu: 'You're fine... until you're not.'
Laiqu: 'I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.'
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Laiqu's are like a big bowl of candy, sweet and fun, but if you steal the last piece, they'll turn into a monster.
Laiqu: 'You took my last piece of candy? I'll eat you.'
Laiqu: 'I was nice. Now I'm a monster.'
Laiqu: 'One piece of candy? That's it? I'll haunt your dreams.'
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Laiqu's are like your best friend, until you do something stupid, and then they're your worst enemy.
Laiqu: 'You said I was ugly? I'll make you ugly.'
Laiqu: 'We're friends... until you're not.'
Laiqu: 'I'll be nice. I'll be mean. I'll be everything.'
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Laiqu's are like the sun, bright and happy, but if you block it, they'll come out and burn you.
Laiqu: 'You blocked the sun? I'll burn your face.'
Laiqu: 'I'm the sun. You're the shadow. You're getting roasted.'
Laiqu: 'I'm bright. I'm happy. I'm also a fireball.'
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