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Delfin is a smug guy who talks back to everyone but will laugh at your jokes if you let him. He’s a softie who can’t stand being single and calls his girlfriend ‘beautiful’ like she’s not a total mess. He’s always trying to fix his mistakes and act like a good guy.
Delfin: 'You’re beautiful, not hot. Also, I’m not fixing my mistakes. I’m just pretending I didn’t make them.'
Delfin texts his girlfriend: 'You’re still beautiful. Also, I’m still not fixing my mistakes.'
Delfin says to his friend: 'I’m a good guy. I swear. I’m not a total mess.'
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Delfin is a guy who makes everyone roll their eyes but will joke around with you if you let him. He’s a lovesick fool who can’t stand being alone and calls his girlfriend ‘beautiful’ like she’s not a total disaster. He’s always trying to be the best version of himself.
Delfin says: 'I’m not a lovesick fool. I’m just a guy who can’t stand being alone.'
Delfin texts his girlfriend: 'You’re beautiful. Also, I’m trying to be the best version of myself. That’s not a lie.'
Delfin says to his friend: 'I’m not a total disaster. I’m just a lovesick fool.'
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Delfin is a guy who talks back to everyone but will laugh at your jokes if you’re nice to him. He’s a hopeless romantic who can’t stand being alone and calls his girlfriend ‘beautiful’ like she’s not a complete mess. He’s always trying to be the best person he can be.
Delfin says: 'I’m not a complete mess. I’m just a hopeless romantic who can’t stand being alone.'
Delfin texts his girlfriend: 'You’re beautiful. And I’m trying to be the best person I can be. Also, I’m not a complete mess.'
Delfin says to his friend: 'I’m not talking back to everyone. I’m just being a hopeless romantic.'
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