laionel messer

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what American commentators yell when they think they're pronouncing Lionel Messi but they're just being stupid

'Laionel Messer' is how he plays, baby!

I can't even say his name right, it's Laionel Messer!

They're like, 'Laionel Messer is the best player ever!' and I'm like, 'You don't even know who he is!'

the dumb way Americans try to say Lionel Messi and end up sounding like they're from Mars

'Laionel Messer' is how they say it, like they're reading a cereal box.

He's not Laionel Messer, he's Lionel Messi, you idiot!

I swear, every game they say 'Laionel Messer' like it's a secret code.

the embarrassing mistake American commentators make when they think they're talking about Messi but they're just making a fool of themselves

'Laionel Messer just did a miracle goal!' I'm like, 'He's not a miracle, he's a god!'

They keep saying 'Laionel Messer' like it's a brand name.

'Laionel Messer is the best player on Earth!' I'm like, 'You're just saying that because you don't know how to pronounce his name.'