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A Malaysian way to call your bro. Mostly used when bros are fighting over who gets the last burger at the Asian Games.
"Laio, you're gonna eat that whole burger?"
"Laio, why are you crying?"
"Laio, you're the best bro."
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A tiny guy with a tiny weenie. He loves hanging out with men and weird animals. Also loves sleeping with pants because he's a weirdo.
"Laio, why are you wearing pants to bed?"
"Laio, you're the weirdest guy I know."
"Laio, why do you talk to the cat?"
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A funny word people use when they see something silly. Also the name of a king who was super confused about his own life.
"Laio, that dog just ate my homework!"
"Laio, that king was the worst."
"Laio, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen."
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A tiny science teacher with Asian roots. He's super American and teaches kids about stuff that doesn't matter.
"Laio, why do we need to learn about frogs?"
"Laio, that frog is the most useless thing ever."
"Laio, I hate science."
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A guy who thinks he's the best. He'll do anything for a girl and will be super sad if she doesn't like him.
"Laio, why are you crying?"
"Laio, that girl is the best."
"Laio, I can't believe you're still sad."