Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're late and you're too lazy to even apologize.

I'm gonna be late again. Don't even bother asking why.

I'm not coming. I'm just gonna sleep through the whole thing.

You said you'd be here at 8. It's 9. I'm still waiting. You're not even trying.

2

You're late and you're too dumb to realize it's a problem.

I'm late because I was watching cat videos. It's not my fault.

You said 9 AM. I got here at 10. You didn't even notice.

I was late. I didn't care. I didn't even know I was late.

3

You're late and you're too selfish to think about anyone else.

I was late because I was still eating breakfast. Who cares?

I don't care if I'm late. I'm still the best.

You're late. I'm still on time. I'm still better than you.

4

You're late and you're too proud to admit it.

I'm not late. I'm just here when I want to be.

You said 10 AM. I got here at 11. It's not my fault. It's yours.

I was late. I don't care. I'm still the best.

5

You're late and you're too rude to even think about showing up.

I'm not coming. You're not worth it.

I was late. I didn't care. I didn't even show up.

You said 9 AM. I got here at 11. I didn't even bother to show up.

6

You're late and you're too lazy to even show up.

I was late. I didn't show up. I didn't care.

You said 10 AM. I got here at 12. I didn't even bother to show up.

I didn't come. I didn't show up. I didn't even care.