Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loser who lives in their mom's basement and spends all day online pretending they're cool.

My cousin is a lainer. He spends 12 hours a day on Discord and still can't talk to girls.

I saw a lainer at the mall. He was wearing pajamas and crying in the food court.

My friend's brother is a lainer. He hasn't left his room in three years.

2

A girl who's so nice she'll probably be your friend even if you're a total piece of garbage.

My neighbor is a lainer. She even smiled at me when I yelled at her dog.

My crush is a lainer. She still talks to me even though I failed all my tests.

My teacher said I was a lainer. I guess that's a compliment.

3

The kind of friend who will die for you, but will also call you out when you're being a huge idiot.

My best friend is a lainer. She even helped me when I got in a fight with my dad.

My sister is a lainer. She didn’t care when I got a D on my math test.

My crush is a lainer. She stuck up for me when my bullies messed with me.

4

A girl who hacks and is so good at it she might as well be a god online.

My friend is a lainer. She hacked my phone and sent me a message that said ‘you’re a loser.’

My crush is a lainer. She hacked my class and changed my grades to A’s.

My brother is a lainer. He hacked the school’s Wi-Fi and got suspended.

5

A computer genius who rules the internet and can make your life a living hell if you annoy her.

My teacher said I was a lainer. I guess that means I’m a hacker.

My friend is a lainer. She hacked my phone and sent me a message that said ‘you’re a loser.’

My crush is a lainer. She hacked the school and changed my test scores to A’s.

6

A super hot, smart, and totally awesome girl who will make your life amazing if you treat her right.

My crush is a lainer. She’s so hot that I got a D on my math test because I was distracted.

My sister is a lainer. She’s so smart she passed my math test for me.

My best friend is a lainer. She’s so cool that even my bullies like her.

7

The total domination of the internet by a hacker who rules everything online.

My friend said the internet is a lainer. I guess that means it’s totally hacked.

My crush is a lainer. She controls the internet and sends me messages every day.

My teacher said the internet is a lainer. I guess that means it’s super powerful.