Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The cutest thing ever, like a baby raccoon wearing a crown and crying because it’s too fabulous for this world

My niece in a tutu at 3 a. m.

A hot dog wearing sunglasses and a hat

My cat doing the cha-cha on my keyboard

2

So cute it makes your brain explode and your heart do the can-can

My dog wearing a bowtie and sitting on my face

A baby screaming because the sky is too blue

My brother’s face when he saw my pet llama

3

Cute enough to make God say, 'I need a break,' and send angels to take a nap

My mom’s face when she saw my pet chicken wearing a crown

A baby elephant wearing a hat and dancing

My neighbor’s cat doing a backflip on my lawn

4

So cute it makes your soul do the Macarena and your pants fall off

My dog wearing a tiny hat and crying

A baby frog wearing sunglasses and singing

My dad’s face when he saw my pet cow wearing a cape

5

Cute enough to make your enemies turn into best friends and your enemies’ enemies start a war

My sister’s face when she saw my pet snake wearing a tuxedo

A baby chicken wearing a hat and running

My boss’s face when he saw my pet parrot wearing a crown

6

So cute it makes your brain say, 'I give up,' and your heart start a band

My dog wearing a crown and dancing

A baby goat wearing sunglasses and singing

My mom’s face when she saw my pet duck wearing a hat