Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A laingaz is someone whose face looks like a pizza that exploded in a grease fire.

My cousin is a total laingaz. He got a pimple the size of a golf ball.

She called me a laingaz in the middle of class. I got a detention.

My dog stares at me like I’m a laingaz. I think he’s judging me.

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A laing is a person who has so many pimples, they could start a band called The Pimple Punks.

He’s a laing. I’ve seen his face. It’s like a war zone.

She said I was a laing. I told her to shut up or I’d punch her.

My brother is a laing. He has a zit on his nose that looks like a tiny alien.

3

If you’re a laingaz, your face is so broken, it could be used as a map for a treasure hunt.

My mom says I’m a laingaz. She’s right. My face is a mess.

He’s a laingaz. I swear, his face has more pimples than my math test.

I called her a laingaz. She said I was a laingaz too. We both got in trouble.

4

A laing is someone who has a face that looks like it was hit by a truck full of dirt.

He’s a total laing. His face is like a dirt road.

She called me a laing. I called her a laing back. We both lost.

My dog ran away from me because I’m a laing. He’s scared of my face.

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A laingaz is a person who has so many pimples, they could be the president of Pimple Nation.

My brother is the laingaz king. He has pimples on his neck, face, and back.

She said I was a laingaz. I told her I was the king of laingaz.

He got called a laingaz in front of the whole class. He cried.

6

A laing is someone who has a face that looks like a science experiment went wrong.

My friend is a laing. His face is like a science experiment that failed.

I got called a laing in the bathroom. I was embarrassed.

She’s a laing. Her face looks like it was made in a lab.