lainey sarah

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A pretty girl who talks too much and thinks she's hot. She jerks off and uses her hairbrush like it's a magic wand. She's average looking at best.

Lainey Sarah: 'I'm so hot right now, I'm gonna die.' Her hairbrush is the only thing keeping her alive.

Mom: 'Why is your hair so messed up?' Lainey Sarah: 'I was doing my thing.'

Friend: 'You're the worst.' Lainey Sarah: 'No, I'm the best.'

A girl who thinks she's amazing but is just okay. She loves her family but also loves her hairbrush more. She jerks off like it's her job.

Lainey Sarah: 'I'm the best at everything.' Her family: 'We know.'

Text from Lainey Sarah: 'I'm riding my hairbrush to victory.'

Friend: 'You're so weird.' Lainey Sarah: 'That's my charm.'

A girl who's okay but thinks she's a queen. She jerks off and uses her hairbrush like it's a crown. She's not that hot, but she's trying.

Lainey Sarah: 'I'm a queen.' Her friends: 'You're a mess.'

DM from Lainey Sarah: 'I'm ruling my hairbrush kingdom.'

Mom: 'Why is your hair so wild?' Lainey Sarah: 'Because I'm a queen.'