Laine McCoole

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A girl so kind she could make a grumpy old man cry and still keep his lunch money

My mom said I'd meet someone like Laine in my dreams. I woke up with a headache and a $20 bill.

She walked into the room and my dog started barking like he saw Jesus.

Even the cafeteria lady gave me free pizza because Laine said I looked sad.

The only person who could make a math test feel like a dance party and still pass it

She turned my math test into a rap battle and I still got an A.

I failed the test. Laine just winked and handed me a snack.

She gave me a sticker and now I think I can solve anything.

A human who looks like a angel and talks like a saint, but still has a swear word for every problem

She called my dad a 'fart-sack' and still got him to give me extra allowance.

She cursed at my math teacher and he gave me a 100%.

She said 'darn it' so loud the whole school heard it.

A girl so nice she could turn a bad day into a free cookie and a hug

My bad day got a free cookie and a hug from Laine. Now I'm the best kid in the school.

She turned my lunch into a hug and a chocolate bar. I'm never eating again.

She gave me a cookie and said I'd pass the test. I did.

The only person who could make a boring Monday feel like a superhero movie

She turned my Monday into a superhero movie and I got extra recess.

She said I was the hero of the day and gave me a sticker.

She made me feel like a superhero and I actually passed the test.

A girl so beautiful she could make a rockstar jealous and still keep their fan club

She took my rockstar's fan club and still made him give me free candy.

She looked so good my rockstar gave me a guitar and a snack.

She stole my rockstar's fan club and still said I was cool.