Laindon roadman

A Laindon roadman is a man-child who thinks he’s tough but is just sad. He wears a gray tracksuit, old shoes, and a puffer jacket that smells like old pizza. He talks like he’s in a gang but still cries when his phone breaks.

A Laindon roadman is a guy who thinks he’s cool but just walks around Basildon like he’s lost. He wears a gray tracksuit, a puffer jacket, and a cap that’s falling apart. He talks like he’s in a rap video but still falls for a trash girl.

A Laindon roadman is a guy who thinks he’s a legend but just wears the same clothes every day. He’s got a cracked iPhone 5c and a puffer jacket that’s seen better days. He talks like he’s in a gang but still cries when his phone breaks.