Laindon

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Laindon is the fancy, stuck-up part of Basildon where all the rich, smug people live. They hate chavs but still act like they're better than everyone else.
@chavladyslife Laindon thinks they're the kings of Basildon, but I'll be there when they're all broke and crying.
Laindon: 'We're rich and cool.' Basildon: 'We're rich and cool, but we also have chavs.'
Laindon's got big houses, but they're just trying to prove they're better than Dunton.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Laindon roadman is a guy who thinks he's the king of Basildon. He wears cheap clothes, has a broken iPhone, and talks like he's cooler than he actually is.
@roadmanbrad I’m not just a roadman, I’m a Laindon roadman. That makes me twice as cool.
Bro, I just got cracked by a Laindon roadman in the face and it was all for a trash girl.
My Laindon roadman cousin thinks he’s the king of Basildon, but he still lives with his mum.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laindon is a shithole in Basildon that’s full of roadmen and chavs who think they’re better than everyone else.
Laindon is just a fancy word for 'shithole where roadmen live and chavs think they’re cool.'
Laindon thinks it’s the best place in Basildon, but it’s just a bunch of chavs and roadmen being annoying.
Laindon: 'We're fancy.' Reality: 'We're just stuck in Basildon with all the roadmen.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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