Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lady hacker who can crack your password and steal your lunch money at the same time.

"You think you're safe? I know your password is your dog's name.", Lain in a DM

"I hacked your account and changed your math grade to a D.", Lain in a tweet

Lain just stole my pizza and left a message: "You’re welcome.", Text from my friend

2

A short name for the best anime ever, which is so good it makes your brain explode.

"I watched Serial Experiments Lain and now I can’t stop thinking about the internet.", My cousin

Lain is the only anime that makes my mom cry, and she doesn’t even like anime.

I failed my math test because I was watching Lain instead.

3

A super smart lady who controls the internet like it’s her pet.

"I can hack your phone and make it say I love you.", Lain at school

Lain made my teacher’s computer explode, and she didn’t even flinch.

Lain knows my password and my crush’s phone number.

4

The internet’s version of a fairy godmother, except she uses code instead of magic.

Lain just turned my bad grade into an A+ with a few clicks, and I didn’t even know it.

She hacked the school’s system and got us all free pizza.

Lain made my teacher’s computer say, "I am sorry for being mean."

5

A girl who knows more about computers than your mom knows about your life.

"I can hack your game and give you all the coins.", Lain in a text

Lain knows my password and my crush’s phone number, and she’s not even my friend.

She can fix your computer faster than your dad can fix his coffee.

6

A girl so nice she’ll give you her last slice of pizza and then hack your phone to make you feel better.

Lain gave me her pizza and then hacked my teacher’s computer, just because.

She spoiled me with free pizza and then changed my test score to an A.

My best friend is Lain, and she’s the nicest hacker I know.

7

A girl who will never leave you hanging, even if she has to hack your life to do it.

Lain hacked my phone just to make me feel better, and I didn’t even ask her.

She’s my best friend, and she’ll be there even if I fail my test, or if I get hacked.

Lain spoiled me with free pizza, changed my grade, and still had time to text me.