Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to send a message that no one wants to get

Hey bro, laiming me at 2 a. m. with a photo of a sad cat

Laiming me during a test with a message that said 'idk' and a crying emoji

Laiming me in the middle of a movie with a text that said 'u up?' and a picture of a potato

2

A redheaded guy who thinks he's cool but can't even spell his own name right

Dom tried to spell Liam and wrote 'Liam' backwards like it was a joke

Dom told me he was Liam but spelled it 'Liam' with a 'w' at the end

Dom said he was Liam but spelled it 'Liam' like he was trying to be fancy

3

A crazy hillbilly who thinks their donkey is the best thing ever and hates everyone else

That hillbilly at the fair screamed at me for not giving his donkey a high five

He ran into the road because his donkey didn't like my hat

He tried to kidnap my donkey and said it was 'donkey stealing'

4

A guy who turns normal situations into total chaos without even trying

He turned my lunch break into a wrestling match with a vending machine

He made my math test into a donkey debate

He turned my quiet walk home into a screaming match with a squirrel

5

A Dutch way of calling someone a total idiot who doesn't know what they're doing

My Dutch uncle called me a bofmof for wearing socks with sandals

He called me a bofmof for trying to cook and setting the house on fire

He called me a bofmof for getting lost in a grocery store

6

A loser who plays this stupid game and thinks he's better than everyone

He spent all his money on Ingress and didn't buy food

He tried to fight me with a phone and failed

He cried when he lost a battle and said it was 'Ingress betrayal'