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A shortcut for leaving a message that's so lazy it makes your brain hurt
LAIM me when you finally get out of bed
I LAIMed you 12 times and you still didn't reply
LAIM me like I'm your last hope for sanity
LAIM
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A ginger dude who thinks he's a king and can't spell his own name right
Dom tried to spell Liam and it looked like a mess
He called me Liam and I almost died
He's a ginger man who can't spell his own name and thinks he's cool
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A crazy-eyed hillbilly who thinks their donkey is a god and calls you Liam just to mess with you
That hillbilly came running out with his donkey like it won the lottery
He called me Liam and I thought I was being mocked
He has donkey hair in his pants and thinks he's the king of the woods
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A weirdo who can turn any normal situation into a confusing mess that makes your brain scream
He turned a simple pizza order into a war between cheese and sauce
I asked him what time it was and he told me about the end of the world
He explained the sky like it was a math problem
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A Dutch phrase that means 'a good old fool' but is actually just a fancy way of saying 'idiot'
He said 'een goeie ouwe bofmof' and I knew he was an idiot
He called me that and I almost threw my coffee
He used it like it was a secret code for being dumb
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A guy who plays Ingress like it's a religion and has loser ass written all over him
He played Ingress so much he forgot how to breathe
He was so into Ingress he thought it was a real life battle
He called me a loser and I called him a loser in return