Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainy jokester who’s nice but won’t hesitate to tell you how ugly you are.

Lailyn: 'You look like a raccoon that got hit by a car.'

Lailyn: 'You’re not smart. You’re just lucky.'

Lailyn: 'I’d rather be friends with a dog than you.'

2

A laugh machine who’s got more jokes than a clown convention and a face that’s always smiling like it’s winning.

Lailyn: 'I could make a sad trombone laugh.'

Lailyn: 'You’re so funny, I’m going to cry.'

Lailyn: 'I’ve got more jokes than a pizza place on a Saturday.'

3

An amazing friend who you love like your mom but with more drama and fewer chores.

Lailyn: 'You’re my best friend. Now shut up and let me talk.'

Lailyn: 'I love you like my mom. Now stop being annoying.'

Lailyn: 'You’re my favorite person. Now don’t make me regret it.'

4

A red-haired troublemaker who will slap you in the face and steal your crush like it’s a free pizza.

Lailyn: 'I’m going to hit you so hard, you’ll be in the hospital.'

Lailyn: 'Your crush is now mine. Deal with it.'

Lailyn: 'I don’t take no for an answer. I take slap for an answer.'

5

A weird, beautiful mess who laughs like a maniac and makes everyone else look like a sad potato.

Lailyn: 'I’m weird, but I’m weirdly beautiful.'

Lailyn: 'You look like a sad potato. I look like a funny tomato.'

Lailyn: 'I’m not weird. I’m just special.'