Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The most amazing girl on the planet. Everyone will worship her. She’s so good, she’ll probably make you cry.

Laily is like a goddess. I’m just her slave.

She walks in, and suddenly I’m the worst person ever.

I would die for her. She’d probably laugh at my corpse.

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A girl so pretty, she makes your face look like a melted Jell-O cup. She’s got secrets and is hard to break, but once she likes you, she won’t let you go.

She’s got eyes like a vampire. I’m just a snack.

She didn’t talk to me for a month. Then she liked me forever.

She’s got more layers than my grandma’s cake.

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3

She’s hot, she’s funny, she’s got a ton of admirers. But she’s also lazy and will probably fall asleep in your DMs.

She’s got more guys chasing her than I have chores.

She’s so funny, I laugh until I cry.

She’s beautiful. I’m just her sidekick.

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4

She’s a crazy killer with scissors. Don’t let her near anything pointy. She’s got a nice face, but she’s got murder in her heart.

She cuts my hair. I’m scared she’ll cut my face.

She smiled at me. I ran away.

She’s got a death wish and a pair of scissors.

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5

She’s hilarious and will make your day. But don’t let her near anything sharp. She’ll probably slice your face off.

She makes me laugh until I throw up.

She’s my best friend. She’s also a danger to my face.

She’s the funniest person I know. She might kill me.

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