lailoo

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the only sibling who’s perfect and everyone else is trash. she gets all the love and you get the leftovers.

My sister got the last piece of cake. I got the crust. Lailoo got the frosting and the cherry on top.

She got the new phone. I got the broken one. Lailoo got the charger and the extra battery.

She got the best seat in class. I got the back. Lailoo got the teacher's favorite spot.

the only sibling who’s cool and gets all the good stuff. the rest of you are just background noise.

Lailoo got the last slice of pizza. I got the crust. She got the cheese and the pepperoni.

She got the front row in the movie. I got the back. She even got the snacks.

She got the best grades. I got the lowest. She got the trophy. I got the embarrassment.

the best sibling who gets everything. you’re just the side dish to her main course.

Lailoo got the last candy bar. I got the wrapper. She got the chocolate and the nougat.

She got the new video game. I got the old one. She got the extra lives. I got the high score.

She got the best birthday present. I got the receipt. She got the gift. I got the bill.