lailin

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Lailin is a slow, brain-dead, sweet pie who thinks she’s smart. She’ll still be your best friend because she’s the only one who doesn’t laugh at your bad jokes.
Lailin: 'I think I’m smart.' Me: 'You’re not. You’re just nice.'
Lailin: 'I’m gonna be your best friend.' Me: 'You’re gonna be my best friend because I have no choice.'
Lailin: 'I’m loyal.' Me: 'You’re loyal. You’re also dumb.'
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Lailin is the kind of person who will love you even if you punch her in the face. She’s not smart, but she’s the kind of friend you need.
Lailin: 'I love you.' Me: 'You love me even after I called you a chicken.'
Lailin: 'I’m your best friend.' Me: 'You’re my best friend because you don’t care that I’m a weirdo.'
Lailin: 'I’m loyal.' Me: 'You’re loyal. You’re also a walking disaster.'
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Lailin is the slowest person you’ve ever met, but she’s also the nicest. She’ll be your best friend even if you’re a total idiot.
Lailin: 'I’m your best friend.' Me: 'You’re my best friend because I’m a total idiot.'
Lailin: 'I’m kind.' Me: 'You’re kind. You’re also slow as hell.'
Lailin: 'I’m loyal.' Me: 'You’re loyal. You’re also the dumbest person I know.'
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