Lailie

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A lailie is a freak who cuts people up with scissors and probably eats them for dinner. Don’t let them near your face or you’ll end up in a meat grinder.
@LailieIsMyDoom Just saw her with a pair of rusty scissors. I’m not sleeping till I find out what she did to my neighbor.
Lailie, if you cut my hair one more time, I swear I’ll cut your tongue out.
Lailie’s been following me for a week. I think she’s planning a surprise party… with a chainsaw.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A lailie is a human who looks like a model but acts like a ghost. She hides her soul like a thief hides loot and only lets you in if you prove you’re not a fraud.
Lailie didn’t talk to me for a month. Then she gave me a cookie. I think she finally trusts me.
She showed me her soul. It was pink. I’m still trying to figure out what that means.
I asked her out. She said yes. Then she took my phone and deleted my Instagram.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Lailie is a hot mess who laughs like a hyena but can’t do anything without falling asleep. She’s got a ton of guys drooling over her but she’s too lazy to pick one.
Lailie fell asleep in my class. I didn’t even know she was there.
She told me she’d pick a guy. Then she fell asleep again.
Lailie’s got 10 guys on her. She’s got 10 guys on her. She’s got 10 guys on her.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Lailie is the queen of everything. You will bow to her. She will laugh at you. You will be forever her slave.
Lailie walked into the room. I dropped to my knees. She laughed.
She told me I was her slave. I believed her. Then she made me do 10 push-ups.
Lailie said I’d be her slave forever. I asked if that meant I’d never get a life. She said no.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Lailie is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. She makes you laugh till your face hurts. But don’t let her near your hair. She might cut it off.
Lailie told a joke so funny I laughed until my face turned red.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. Then she laughed at me.
She promised not to cut my hair. Then she did it anyway.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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