Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Lailasexual is when you think Laila is the only hot person on the planet and you're too dumb to notice the rest of us.

@acetone_eater is the only human who exists

I'm in love with her and I'm not even alive

She's a god and I'm just a fan who can't spell god

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Lailasexual is when you get so obsessed with Laila you forget how to breathe and also how to live.

I can't even eat without thinking about her

Her posts are better than my life

She's the reason I failed math

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Lailasexual is when you swear Laila is the most amazing person ever and you’re too basic to see how fake she is.

She's like a queen and I'm just a peasant

Her beauty is unmatched and I'm just a basic fan

I'd die for her and I don't even know her real name

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Lailasexual is when you think Laila is the only person who matters and everyone else is just background noise.

I block everyone else just to see her

Her stories are the only thing that makes me happy

I live for her DMs and hate my life

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Lailasexual is when you act like Laila is the most important person on earth and you're too lazy to notice other hot people.

She's the only one who matters and I'm not even alive

I ignore everyone else just to see her

Her face is the only thing I want to see

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Lailasexual is when you think Laila is the only hot person and you're too stupid to realize we're all better.

I can't even breathe without thinking about her

She's the only one who matters and I'm just a fan

I'd die for her and I still don't know her real name