Lailany

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A girl who looks like a queen but acts like a donkey. She'll stick by you no matter what, even if you're a complete idiot.
You broke up with her best friend. She threatened to beat you with a tennis racket.
She cried when her dog died but laughed when you failed a test.
She drove three hours just to bring you soup after you got fired.
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A hot mess who'll be with you through hell and back. She's into all the boys, calls her crushes 'mama' and 'daddy', and loves messing with your exes.
She dated your ex just to make you jealous. You still don't know why.
She called her crush 'mama' and then cried when he broke up with her.
She texted you 'I'll be with you through hell and back' right before she dumped you for a guy in a hat.
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A girl who looks good enough to eat and will beat your ass if you mess with her friends. She's smart, funny, and has the best hair ever.
She beat your ass in gym class because you called her hair 'weird'.
She cried when her friend got dumped and then screamed at the guy.
She beat you in a bet and then made you eat a whole pizza.
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A shy girl who will talk your ear off once you get to know her. She's loyal, pretty, and gives the best head.
She was shy at first but then talked your whole class into a dance party.
She gave you the best head and then said 'you're my wifey material' in front of everyone.
She cried when you broke up but then came back and said 'I'll always be your wifey'.
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The best mom ever. She's kind, smart, and will always support you no matter what.
She drove three hours to bring you soup when you got dumped.
She cried when you failed a test but still gave you a hug.
She took you to church every Sunday and still let you eat pizza for lunch.
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A girl who's crazy, funny, and loves hard. She'll forgive you if you're nice, but don't make her mad.
She cried when her crush broke up with her but then laughed when you failed a test.
She dated three guys in one week and still loved you the most.
She fell and broke her arm but still came to your birthday party.
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