Lailand

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Lailand is a giant brain with a face that looks like it was hit by a truck. He’s got a crush on every girl in the building and has feet so big they could be used as shields. He yells like a banshee when he’s angry and won’t let anyone disrespect him.
He screamed at me for spilling soda on his shoes. I was lucky he didn’t take my head off.
He asked the teacher if he could date her. She said no. He called her a ‘bald-faced idiot’ in front of the whole class.
He kicked a chair when his math test was bad. It flew into the next row.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lailand is a walking genius with a head full of brain cells and a body that looks like it was built for wrestling. He’s got a thing for girls and talks to them like they’re his personal cheerleaders. His eyes are like lasers and his smile could make a saint blush.
He winked at my sister and said, ‘You’re the best thing since pizza.’ She blushed like she was on fire.
He told the principal he was dating her. She said he wasn’t. He called her a ‘crabby old fish.’
He smiled at me and said, ‘You’re my favorite person.’ I almost believed him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lailand is like a superhero who’s also a math whiz. He’s got a crush on every girl in the school and feet that could crush a brick. When he’s mad, he could probably scream the whole school out of their seats. He’s got a mouth that doesn’t know when to shut up.
He screamed at the bus driver for not letting him pass. The bus driver gave him the finger and he laughed like it was the best joke ever.
He told the janitor he was dating his daughter. The janitor said no. He called him a ‘crummy old man’ and hit him with a mop.
He got mad because his friend ate his lunch. He yelled so loud the whole class got a headache.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lailand is like a smart monster who can’t stop flirting with every girl he sees. He’s got short hair that looks like it was cut by a chainsaw and eyes that could see through a wall. He’s got a mouth that could talk for days and a temper that could burn down a building.
He whispered to my crush, ‘You’re the best thing since cookies.’ She turned red and I almost died from laughter.
He got mad because his friend called him ‘Landy.’ He said, ‘You’re a stupid little rat.’
He stared at me like I was a bug and said, ‘You’re not even worth my time.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lailand is a genius with a face that looks like it was carved out of stone. He’s got a crush on every girl in the school and feet that could be used as boxing gloves. He yells like he’s being tortured and won’t let anyone talk bad about him.
He yelled at the teacher for giving him a B. He said, ‘You’re the worst teacher since the one who ate the chalk.’
He got mad because his friend ate his snack. He yelled so loud the whole class got a headache.
He told the principal he was dating her. She said no. He called her a ‘crabby old cow.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lailand is like a brain with a face that looks like it was hit by a hammer. He’s got a crush on every girl in the school and feet that could be used as slingshots. When he’s mad, he could probably scream the whole class out of their seats. He’s got a mouth that doesn’t know when to shut up.
He told my crush, ‘You’re the best thing since candy.’ She turned red and I almost died from laughter.
He got mad because his friend called him ‘Landy.’ He said, ‘You’re a stupid little rat.’
He screamed at the teacher for giving him a B. He said, ‘You’re the worst teacher since the one who ate the chalk.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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