lailailai

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when you talk so fast and messy it sounds like you're trying to confuse a dog and a donkey fighting over a sandwich
'Lai lai lai!' he screamed, and no one had any idea what he meant, but it was definitely dramatic.
She said 'lai lai lai' so fast, my brain turned to soup.
He was like 'lai lai lai' and then walked out. Classic.
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talking like a broken toaster that’s also yelling at you for not giving it enough bread
'Lai lai lai!' he yelled, and I knew he was mad, but I still didn’t get it.
She said 'lai lai lai' and then threw her shoe at me. That was the highlight of my day.
He just said 'lai lai lai' and then fell over. I think he was trying to be cool.
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when you’re so excited you can’t even form real words, just a mess of sounds and flailing arms
'Lai lai lai!' she screamed, and I knew she was happy, but I also knew I was going to get yelled at later.
He did the 'lai lai lai' thing and then started dancing. I had no idea what was going on.
They all said 'lai lai lai' at the same time, and it was like a loud, happy explosion.
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when you’re so angry you just yell nonsense like it’s a new language and you’re trying to impress a crowd of confused pigeons
'Lai lai lai!' he yelled, and I swear the pigeons got scared.
She did the 'lai lai lai' thing and then threw a bag of chips at me. That was just extra.
He said 'lai lai lai' and then walked away. I think he was trying to be a tough guy.
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when you’re so tired you just mumble a bunch of words and hope someone else will save you
'Lai lai lai,' he mumbled, and I think he fell asleep mid-sentence.
She did the 'lai lai lai' thing and then just sat there, like she had no more energy left.
He said 'lai lai lai' and then fell off the couch. That was the best part.
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