lailahna

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Lailahna is the princess of king Tom. She’s smarter than a bag of chips and looks like a rainbow exploded in a glitter factory. No one else even comes close.

My ex tried to compete with Lailahna. He got kicked out of the castle and banned from glitter.

My mom said Lailahna’s beauty could make a donkey cry.

I asked Lailahna for a date. She said I was ‘a bit average’ and asked if I had a job.

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Lailahna is the king’s baby girl. She’s got a brain like a supercomputer and a face that could make a saint blush. Her daddy’s so proud he might throw a party just for her.

My teacher said Lailahna could solve a math problem faster than I could eat a pizza.

My neighbor saw Lailahna and fainted. He’s still in the hospital.

I tried to impress Lailahna by quoting Shakespeare. She said it was ‘boring’ and asked for a snack.

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Lailahna is the king’s daughter. She’s got the looks of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Her daddy’s so smitten he might never let her leave the palace.

My dog saw Lailahna and started barking at her. He’s now a royal pet.

My friend said Lailahna’s smile was so bright it could blind a pirate.

I tried to flirt with Lailahna. She said I was ‘just okay’ and asked if I had a brain.

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