Lailah and Joshua

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They’re like soulmates but with more flirting and less drama. They make bad decisions together and somehow it still works.

Joshua texted Lailah at 2 a. m. just to say he was thinking about her. She replied with a photo of her cat wearing a hat. They got engaged 2 days later.

Lailah told Joshua she was going to move to Texas. He said he’d follow her. She said he’d be stupid. He said he was.

They argued about pizza toppings for 4 hours and still ended up ordering the same thing.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They’re the kind of couple that makes everyone else feel like a failure. They’re cute, they’re smart, and they still manage to fight over the last slice of pizza.

Joshua sent Lailah a voicemail singing her favorite song. She replied with a video of her dancing in her pajamas. They both laughed until they cried.

Lailah sent Joshua a text saying 'I miss you.' He replied with a selfie from the airport. She said he was crazy. He said he was in love.

They had a fight about whose turn it was to clean the bathroom. They ended up cleaning it together. Then they had sex.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They’re the kind of couple that makes you question your life choices. They’re hot, they’re loyal, and they still somehow manage to make everything work.

Joshua texted Lailah during a meeting. She replied with a photo of her face covered in glitter. He said he was going to propose. She said he was being ridiculous. He said he was being romantic.

Lailah sent Joshua a message saying 'I’m getting a tattoo.' He said 'Me too.' They got matching tattoos. Then they fought about it.

They had a huge argument about whose fault it was that the dog ate the cake. Then they had sex on the floor.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They’re like the perfect couple but with more swearing and less sense. They fight, they make up, and they still end up together no matter what.

Joshua called Lailah at 3 a. m. and said he was going to die if she didn’t answer. She said she was going to die if he didn’t stop talking.

Lailah sent Joshua a message saying 'You’re the worst.' He replied with a photo of himself wearing her pajamas. She said she was going to kill him. He said he was going to kill her.

They had a fight about whose turn it was to do the dishes. They ended up fighting over the sink. Then they had sex.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They’re like the love of each other’s lives but with more drama and less patience. They fight like cats and dogs but still end up together every time.

Joshua sent Lailah a text saying he was going to propose. She replied with a message saying she was going to break up with him. He said she was being dramatic. She said he was being stupid.

Lailah sent Joshua a message saying she was going to leave him. He said he was going to follow her. She said he was being crazy. He said he was being in love.

They had a huge fight about the dog eating the pizza. Then they had sex on the couch. Then they fought again.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They’re like the perfect couple but with more profanity and less sense. They fight, they make up, and they still end up together no matter what.

Joshua sent Lailah a message saying he was going to propose. She said she was going to kill him. He said he was going to propose anyway.

Lailah called Joshua at 1 a. m. and said she was going to break up with him. He said he was going to follow her. She said he was being stupid. He said he was being romantic.

They had a fight about whose turn it was to do the laundry. They ended up fighting over the washer. Then they had sex.

by Slangipedia 8d ago