Lailabear

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Laila is the most self-sufficient human being I know. She’s hot as hell and smart as a whip. But don’t let her catch you in a bad mood, she’ll be angry for an hour and you’ll wish you were dead.

I tried to text her during her period. She replied, 'I’m not mad. I’m just plotting your demise.'

She got mad at me for forgetting her birthday. I got a text that said, 'You’re dead to me. You’re also dead to my friends.'

She yelled at me for burning her toast. I think the neighbors called the police.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Laila doesn’t need anyone. She’s beautiful and smart. But if she gets mad at you, you might as well just quit life.

She yelled at me for eating her pizza. I got a message: 'You’re not even worth my wrath.'

She was mad at me for saying her name wrong. I got a text that said, 'You’re not even trying.'

She got mad at me for calling her 'Laila Bear.' I got a text that said, 'I don’t even know you anymore.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Laila is one of the most self-reliant people on Earth. She’s cute and clever. But if she’s mad at you, you might as well just give up.

She got mad at me for being late. I got a text that said, 'You’re the worst.'

She yelled at me for not bringing her snacks. I got a message: 'I hate you. I hate your whole family.'

She got mad at me for eating her chips. I got a text that said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago