Laila vale

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A Laila vale is a girl so hot and amazing she could make your brain melt and your feet smell. She’s nice, laughs at your dumb jokes, and can run faster than your mom on a Tuesday.
Laila vale walked in and my brain exploded. My feet stank like old socks. #LailaVale #BrainMeltdown
She laughed at my joke about tacos. Now I’m in love. #TacoJokes #LailaVale
I tried to run from her. She caught me. My brain is now a taco. #LailaVale #TacoBrain
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A Laila vale is a girl so pretty and cool she could make your face blush and your pants shrink. She’s kind, makes you laugh, and can bench-press your dad.
I saw Laila vale and my face turned red. My pants shrunk. #LailaVale #BlushingPants
She told a joke. I laughed. My dad cried. #LailaVale #DadCry
She bench-pressed my dad. My dad cried. I laughed. #LailaVale #DadCry2
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A Laila vale is a girl so good she could make your life better and your enemies jealous. She’s sweet, makes you happy, and can run circles around your brother.
Laila vale made my life better. My enemies cried. #LailaVale #EnemyCry
She smiled at me. I was happy. My brother ran in circles. #LailaVale #BrotherCircles
She ran faster than my brother. My brother cried. #LailaVale #BrotherCry
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