Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a girl who thinks she's a pirate but just got caught eating chips in the library

Laila Turner is the reason the librarian has a headache and a snack.

She tried to hide the bag of chips behind a book, but it was just a bag of chips behind a book.

She said, 'This is the most adventurous thing I've ever done.'

2

a girl who thinks she's tough but cries every time she sees a sad movie

Laila Turner cried so hard during 'The Lion King' that the theater had to give her a napkin and a snack.

She tried to act cool but ended up sobbing into her friend's shoulder.

She said, 'I'm not crying, I'm just emotionally damaged.'

3

a girl who thinks she's a superhero but just got caught eating pizza in the school hallway

Laila Turner is the reason the principal has a headache and a pizza.

She tried to hide the pizza box behind a backpack, but it was just a pizza box behind a backpack.

She said, 'This is the most heroic thing I've ever done.'

4

a girl who thinks she's a rockstar but just got caught singing in the bathroom

Laila Turner is the reason the bathroom has a new song and a new headache.

She tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' but it sounded more like 'Bohemian Ratsody.'

She said, 'I'm not singing, I'm just being artistic.'

5

a girl who thinks she's a detective but just got caught eating fries in the classroom

Laila Turner is the reason the teacher has a headache and a fry.

She tried to investigate the mystery of the missing pencil but ended up eating fries.

She said, 'This is the most detective-like thing I've ever done.'

6

a girl who thinks she's a wizard but just got caught eating candy in the hallway

Laila Turner is the reason the hallway has a new spell and a new headache.

She tried to cast a spell but it just turned into a candy explosion.

She said, 'This is the most magical thing I've ever done.'