Laila from New Mexico

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She’s a hot mess with a f**king face and a heart that’s soft as s**t but her backside is a f**king nightmare from New Mexico not Mexico you f**king moron
She smiled at me but then I saw her butt and I died inside.
I asked her to move and she said 'I’d rather sit here and be a buttwipe.'
She’s beautiful but her butt is the reason I almost left New Mexico.
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She’s like a f**king angel with a butt that’s the devil’s best friend and she’s from New Mexico not Mexico you f**king idiot
She looked like an angel but when she sat down, I saw the devil.
She said 'I’m from New Mexico' and I almost cried.
She’s beautiful but her butt is the reason I’m still single.
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She’s the most f**king beautiful thing to ever come from New Mexico but her butt is the reason I’m f**king cursed
She walked in and I fell in love, then she sat down and I died.
She’s from New Mexico and I’m f**king cursed for life.
She’s a goddess but her butt is the work of the devil.
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