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She’s a hot mess with a f**king face and a heart that’s soft as s**t but her backside is a f**king nightmare from New Mexico not Mexico you f**king moron
She smiled at me but then I saw her butt and I died inside.
I asked her to move and she said 'I’d rather sit here and be a buttwipe.'
She’s beautiful but her butt is the reason I almost left New Mexico.